Life with a 2 year old..

Today has been "one of those days"!!!It started of easy enough.. Kylie slept in until almost 8am (which is unheard of), she actually ate breakfast, and took a bath like a champ.Then life with a 2 year old started.. first she got ahold of my face lotion and decided to rub it all over her teddy bear's butt! Mind you the lotion is brand new and $36 a tube! Then while playing quietly in her room, she today of all days decided to learn that you can push a chair over to the dresser stand up on it and get what you want off of the shelf. So every baby doll now has a powdered rear along with most of the carpet. Oh did I mention the 150 or so hair do things she spread about the room and the new box of wipes that she emptied?! After getting dressed, I sat down to nurse Maya and she came in and informed me of a "spill", never a good sign when she walks in stark naked. The same chair she had already figured out how to move, is back next to the dresser soaking wet! She had pee'd on it and then wiped it onto the floor. I am not sure what she was looking for on the dresser bc she already had emptied it onto the floor the first go round, I had not picked it up yet. So we now have powder, wipes, and hair things covered with pee!So it is now time to get out of the house before I lose it, get home nursing Maya again, and I notice it is quiet, uh oh, she now has a tube of hydrocortisone cream smeared all over her. Well, I guess she wont be itching tonight!! Finally, she is eating dinner, I am cooking dinner for myself.. she tells me she is "swimming" what??? She poured her milk on the table and tells me she is swimming.. ok I am done!!! Oh did I mention I only had about 3.5 hours of sleep last night. As bad as this sounds I really do watch my kid. Boy a margarita sounds good about now!
Oct 5, 2006